A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America--from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes--written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account. Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal.
Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses,
How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.
Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Atria Books
Published: 06/04/2019
ISBN: 9781982112516
Pages: 320
Weight: 1.10lbs
Size: 8.30h x 5.40w x 1.00d